Miles Edgeworth

"'Your Honor, I just shat myself again.' - Miles Edgeworth" Miles Edgeworth is the fifth Ass Man in the series. He serves as a major antagonist in the first season, Race War, a major ally in the second season, Class War, an antagonist in the third season, Civil War, and a major ally in the fourth season, World War.

Initially appearing as the prosecution attorney for Racist's trial, he is convinced by Obama's Pee Circle to become racist. After being called out for his habit of defecating in the courtroom, he leaves the racist faction again. He is then forced by Larry Butz to kill the first Ass Man, and goes on to accompany Obama, Hellen Keller, and Gandhi on their quest to defeat Joseph Stalin in Class War. After Obama sacrifices himself to kill Stalin, Edgeworth and Keller accuse Butz of killing Phoenix and act as prosecuting attorneys in the resulting trial in Civil War. After Butz's death, Edgeworth becomes the Ass Man as Obama previously added him and Keller to the Ass Organization. He gets called by the second Judge to arrest Gamintoomuch for robbing Mr. Shenis, and continues a long battle against him for the rest of World War. Eventually, he is shot and killed by Gamin during their battle at the train station.

Defecation
Edgeworth has the ability to excrete fecal matter that instantly kills anyone who comes in contact with it, which Edgeworth utilizes to kill von Karma, Obama, the Doctor, Racist, and the Judge, to deter Stalin from taking over the United States, and to carve out a tunnel for Obama. When Edgeworth defecates, it is also able to produce a lot of force that can propel him forwards, which is utilized to dodge Gamintoomuch's portal and a falling road roller. It is also shown to have certain information-gathering abilities, since he uses it to detect Saru Monera's location, but this aspect of the ability is largely unknown. Since Edgeworth is not a revived leftist figure, like Obama or Stalin, this ability is not a stand, and is instead described as a "severe digestive illness" by the Doctor.

Ass Man
As the Ass Man, Edgeworth is able to attract anything to his butt. This allows him to attract a road roller to Gamin's house.