Ass Man (title)

Ass Man is a title passed down by members of the Ass Organization. Every Ass Man has the ability to attract objects to their behinds, as discovered in the third season, Civil War. The Ass Code states that when an Ass Man dies, the title is passed on to the oldest remaining member of the Ass Organization still alive, though this can be overridden if the current Ass Man specifies someone different to inherit the title before they die. As far as we know, being the Ass Man is a crime, as Very Racist is put on trial because people suspected him of being the Ass Man, and the Doctor states that she thinks being the Ass Man is a crime.



The First Ass Man
The first Ass Man's real name is unknown, as he always goes by the alias of Ass Man rather than his given name. He serves as a mentor for Phoenix Wright in the first season, Race War. He initially appears in the middle of Racist's trial, seemingly to converse with Obama, but later betrays him by taking the side of the racists. He then takes Phoenix Wright to the Ass Headquarters after the trial, and is shot by Miles Edgeworth. Upon dying, the Ass Man declares that his title will be passed on directly to Phoenix.



Phoenix Wright
Phoenix Wright serves as the protagonist of Race War. He initially serves as the defense attorney for Very Racist, and is a proponent of racism. During the trial, he viciously debates Barrack Obama and befriends the first Ass Man. After the first Ass Man is killed by Edgeworth, Phoenix inherits the title of Ass Man and becomes the defense attorney for Larry Butz to prove that Edgeworth killed the first Ass Man and attempted to kill Phoenix. After it's found out that, contrary to Phoenix's beliefs, Butz forced Edgeworth to attempt homicide, Phoenix loses the trial. He is later killed by the Judge, and the title of Ass Man is passed on to Obama.



Barrack Obama
Barrack [redacted] Obama is the main antagonist of Race War and the protagonist of Class War. Obama acts as a counterpart to the real world's 44th President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama II. Initially a supporter of racism and Racist, he later realizes the horrors of racism and teams up with von Karma to convince the Judge that Racist is guilty. After Phoenix is killed and Obama inherits the title of Ass Man, he takes up the responsibility to defeat Saru Monera and Joseph Stalin and becomes the main protagonist of the second season. After befriending Edgeworth, Keller, and Gandhi, Obama later sacrifices himself in order to kill Stalin by attacking them both with his stand, passing on the title of Ass Man to Larry Butz.



Larry Butz
Larry Butz serves as a side character for Race War, and as the protagonist of Civil War. He forces Miles Edgeworth to kill both the first Ass Man and Phoenix Wright, though he is only successful in killing the former. During Butz's trial, in which Phoenix serves as Butz's defense attorney, he is declared guilty and sent to jail. He then bribes the Judge to kill Phoenix, and once both he and Obama die, Butz uses the Ass Man's ability to attract things to his behind to help Very Racist and him escape. Edgeworth and Keller later accuse Butz of murdering Phoenix. Butz becomes the protagonist of Civil War as he attempts to prove himself and the Judge innocent. He then dies after accidentally firing a bullet up his butt, passing on the title of Ass Man to Miles Edgeworth.



Miles Edgeworth
Miles Edgeworth serves as a major antagonist in Race War, a major ally in Class War, an antagonist in Civil War, and a major ally in World War. Initially appearing as the prosecution attorney for Racist's trial, he is convinced by Obama's Pee Circle to become racist. After being called out for his habit of defecating in the courtroom, he leaves the racist faction again. He is then forced by Larry Butz to kill the first Ass Man, and goes on to accompany Obama, Hellen Keller, and Gandhi on their quest to defeat Joseph Stalin in Class War. After Obama sacrifices himself to kill Stalin, Edgeworth and Keller accuse Butz of killing Phoenix and act as prosecuting attorneys in the resulting trial in Civil War. After Butz's death, Edgeworth becomes the Ass Man as Obama previously added him and Keller to the Ass Organization. He gets called by the second Judge to arrest Gamintoomuch, and continues a long battle against him for the rest of World War. Eventually, he is shot by Gamin during their battle at the train station, passing on the title of Ass Man to Hellen Keller.



Hellen Keller
Hellen Keller serves as a minor antagonist in Race War, a major ally in Class War, an antagonist in Civil War, and the protagonist of World War. Hellen Keller acts as a counterpart to the real-world author and activist Helen Adams Keller. After being revived by Saru Monera, she decides to serve as the prosecuting attorney during Larry Butz's trial. It's here that she makes enemies with Phoenix Wright, as he is the defense attorney for the trial. After Butz is declared guilty, she meets up with Obama and Edgeworth, and later accompanies them on the quest to stop Joseph Stalin from destroying the United States in Class War. After Obama sacrifices himself to kill Stalin, Keller and Edgeworth accuse Butz of killing Phoenix and act as prosecuting attorneys in the resulting trial in Civil War. Once Butz is killed, Keller, Edgeworth, and Atmey chase down and fight Gamintoomuch for robbing Mr. Shenis. After Gamin shoots Edgeworth, Keller becomes the Ass Man and goes into Gamin's portal to enter the second universe. She acquires her second stand, and befriends Giles, Jotar, and Not. The four of them battle Manella and Griffin, who were sent by Gamin. Keller then fights and kills Gamin with Atmey, Giles, and Jotar.