Phoenix Wright

"'I know exactly what we're gonna do! We're gonna SHIT!' - Phoenix Wright" Phoenix Wright is the second Ass Man in the series, and is the protagonist for the first season, Race War.

Phoenix initially serves as the defense attorney for Very Racist, and is a proponent of racism. During the trial, he viciously debates Barrack Obama and befriends the first Ass Man. After the Ass Man is killed by Edgeworth, Phoenix inherits the title of Ass Man and becomes the defense attorney for Larry Butz to prove that Edgeworth killed the first Ass Man and attempted to kill Phoenix. After it's found out that, contrary to Phoenix's beliefs, Butz forced Edgeworth to attempt homicide, Phoenix loses the trial. He is later killed in his office by the Judge, who was bribed by Butz.